Lets play a game xD

ok, right the game is, i start off a story, and you make the next part, and we continue to see how retarded our storys get :'D LMAO:: ok::
once upon a time, there was a gay priest called arnold, arnold was 92 years old, and was kripled and had to use a walking stick, but one day, he was at a city park, gazing at the clouds in the sky, when some "thugs" hit him around the head with a sledge hammer, arnold laughed, and said, "god will save me" and then everything went black, the next day arnold woke up in a nerby hospital, where all the docters and nurses were 90 year olds, they also walked around with no clothes on, arnold fainted again, and when he awoke, his docter was carfully massaging his penis........... (now, you guys carry on the story LOL)

and he kinda liked it, they would've started taking eachothers clothes off like in sex scenes in movies but they were already naked. then the nurse walked in and helped, and soon it turned into the whole hospital having an orgy. and then........

Everyone suddenly found out Arnold had SQUAIDS and they all panicked. They all shot themselves so the wouldn't know that their wives/husbands would be cheating on them. Then they suddenly became zombies and killed their wives/husbands instead. Then......

the kool aid man came in screaming "OH YEAHHHHHH" and they went all epic beard man on him. 5 minutes later when the cops came they were sipping on the kool aid like civilized people. and then......

Arnold had a cumshot into the Kool-Aid and everyone drank the rest of it. Then....

they ran out of sperm cuz arnold was all out by then, he was like 100 and they already used all of the sperm bank, so they decided to make the women squirt into the favorite alcoholic drink of old people: coke and rum. and then....

they got sperm poisoning which leaded too ...

LOLWUT? sperm poisoning. uhhh. u mean SQUAIDS?

no, i mean sperm poisioning
(which means i am partially retarded. <3 planb)

Then they all decided, " What the hell." Then the cops sucked eachothers dicks and then they found out Arnold had SQUAIDS. So once again everyone panicked. They all tried to stun themselves out of shock with their tasers but they were drunk on cum so instead they all shot themselves and the doctors. Once again Arnold was by himself.

and then he layed down and masturbated untill he died... when he seen god in heaven they had anal'd all teh angels and they drowned in there own cum:O

One he drowned, he went to hell.

then he fked satans wife and satan sent him back to earth as his messenger slave

then arnold had an orgasm, (somehow) which recharged his cum powers, he cummed over satan, and t bagged him for a milenium

then he went around fking demons and got DESQUAIDS.

and then umm.. he saw jesus rooting satan... so he joined in and had buttsex until they all died:\

Then his black magic powers brought him back to life. Which then canceled out SQUAIDS, and he became a demon. He then fucked angels who proceded to also become demons.